Monday, November 5, 2012

Tis the season for cravings

Locations for this week:

FRIDAY 11/09: Meet on Bruin Walk, just outside of the track.


With the onset of November comes the season of people gaining weight. The holiday season is notorious for this miraculous event.
Quick survey: is the weight gain from lack of exercise or from the certain foods that are exclusive to this season that people are consuming with reckless abandon?

Yep. That was a trick question.

This made me realize that I'm working from the wrong end of this fitness scheme. If I really wanted to make a lot of money, I'd start a sweet snack company that makes irresistible foods.

I'm a numbers guy, so all I have to do is invest into "craveability". I think I can gather a team of researchers to quantify "craveability" and from that start producing things that even the most determined and disciplined individual would cave into. Then I could also run a fitness program on the side and have those same people pay me to try to undo the damage that I caused them. I probably won't tell them that you really can't "outworkout" poor food choices; you just have to live with them. Any investors?

Here are some of the things already out there, tempting your sweet tooth, and making your pancreas twitch in fear. http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/

I think I need an insulin pump after looking through all of those.





What's up, 185 pounds?

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